Beach Um by JLWilson, LLC

FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: www.reverbnation.com Written, rapped, directed, filmed and edited by Nib Oswald Chorus sung by Emelia May (a genuine survivor of gingervitis) Yo-Landi Vi$$er played by DJ Eve Speciall Metalcore remix by youtube.com/GroundZeroStudio Thanks to Olga for allowing her bugs to claw at my nipples. For premium enjoyment, first watch “Enter The Ninja” and “Fok Julle Naaiers” videos at dieantwoord.com *************************************************** *************************************************** [INTRO] Check it. I represent those freckled and copper In our race, we got these red-coloured rings Darks, lights, scarlets Gingers, amaranths, roses, burnt hues, cardinals I’m like… all the sunburn stings All those red alleles Topped into one hairstyle [CHORUS] My-yy… my skin is ultra-white I need sun protection from the UV light Aye, aye, aye… I am the Scottish type Anaemic complexion, need sun protection [VERSE 1] I’m a ginger, son My hair is like a flickering flame, I feel pain being in the sun I hate sunlight, cuts me shining like a knife (I’m a ginger… shunned!) Like Bozo the Clown, I’m never brown – wear a shirt in the bath Gotta stay in the shade, sunrays are harsh No melato-nin, pale as The O-men Co-nan! I aint got a soul, skin is full of mel-ano-ma! Spot fire, crotch pyre of carc-ino-ma! I’m a hot chilli pepper with this blazing red God dammit, at least you don’t live with Ronald Weasley’s head Slip Slop Slap, rolling on more… SPF Hereditary …

The Professor – donning his clip-on shades – is at Bondi Beach in Australia for a discussion about sunscreen. More chemistry at www.periodicvideos.com Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com And on Twitter at twitter.com Periodic Videos films are by video journalist Brady Haran

Professor’s end face. That is all.